Abolish these linguistic habits, please

05 January 2022

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Friends: I'd like to see many things about 2021 go away. I've got a pile of new year's resolutions. For those of you who know what I'm talking about, maybe you'll join me in adding this small one to your list: let's work to abolish these wrong corporate-speak habits from the English language forever.

  • Referring to the near future as a thing called "a go-forward" i.e. From a 'go-forward' perspective
  • Overuse of the word perspective, period.
  • Calling the learning process "Ramping up"
  • Calling your first day on a new project "onboarding"
  • Saying more or less sophisticated when you mean 'dumb'
  • When you mean "I want to have a private chat about this (and I have feelings about this topic)" but you say "maybe it's a separate conversation. Lets take it offline."
  • When you have choices, you say you have optionality
  • Using "Robust" to talk about a bunch of ways to maximize $$
  • ^^ There I did it - stop saying maximize/optimize for everything you want to improve
  • Overuse of 'Driving' when headed to a goal.
  • Pronouncing EBITDA instead of saying 'Net' for financial things - though everyone insists you need to use the 'right' word here.
  • 'Circle back' to revisit a topic.